i'm totally voting republican now...

you know you've spent too much of your life in front of a computer when you decide to enter the following into your web browser...

www.wwwdotcom.com

good nite, xanga.  i love you.

"The Photic sneeze reflex (also referred to as sun sneezing, photogenic sneezing, or Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst Syndrome (ADCHOOS)) is a medical condition by which people exposed to bright light sneeze. The photic sneeze reflex can also cause one to sneeze many times consecutively. The condition occurs in 17% to 25% of humans, with more common occurrence in Caucasians than others. The condition is passed along genetically as an autosomal dominant trait. The probable cause is a congenital malfunction in nerve signals in the trigeminal nerve nucleus."

I knew it!  I have a very serious condition.  It's called adchoos.  Ahhhd--CHOOOS!!!!  I don't know why this is so funny.

my seafood chili won two of the three categories in our company chili cook-off contest.

"Most Creative" and "Spiciest."

'eah!